March 2012
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Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
maydreamofjapan:
shinpei-anon:
BELIEVE. NOTHING.
TRUST. NO ONE.
OH MY GOD I HAD TOTALLY FORGOTTEN!!!!!!!!! O __ O
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I went shopping today!
Of all the stuff today I bought, only 4 items are in either blue, white or black. The rest is red. Plus my bag kept gliding off my shoulders. Maybe I’m developing a new ichiban?
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Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
leiahawke:
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@IggyMcFluffypants
YOU FUCKING HATE ON KEBAB AND SHAWARMA AND FALAFFEL.
YET YOU FUCKING LIKE HUMMUS.
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@IggyMcFluffypants
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"Come on, honey, put some clothes on and lets go...
If she forces me into frilly dresses again, I will cut her. Wish me luck, my bbs!!
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So in Denmark, we have this tradition where those who graduate from high school to college, or from college to university, we dress up and throw candy at the younger students to celebrate our last day of school before exams. I decided at first that I would get a pikachu kigurumi ‘cause it’s adorable and easy to move in, and I can wear whatever the fuck kind of underwear I want...
ohnoes gee.
barosaurus:
So the lyrics to the Japanese version of Gee are supposed to be: yaba chincha chincha honto wa, no no no no no.
However, according to ohnoman…
meccha picha picha picha picha,
pon pon pon pon pon.
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After discussing period with a friend, we came to...
Me: But what I hate the most is that I get a high-ass feber and I sweat like a pig.
Friend: Aww, baby! Go take a shower, or something to cool down.
Me: Seriously, I'm only wearing my hobo-diguise shirt and boxers!
Friend: Unf. Such a hottie! ... I've actually never worn boxers before...
Me: Good for you. Your ass looks horrible in 'em.
Friend: LOL
Me: But they're comfy as Hell!
Friend: Huh... Wait, you seriously wear your brothers boxershorts?
Me: WHAT. NO. THESE ARE LIKE BJÖRN BORG, PIECES, YOU KNOW? OH MY GOD.
Friend is laughing her ass off
Me: FUCK YOU. NOT EVEN IF THEY WERE WASHED WITH THE STRONGEST PRODUCTS EVER WOULD I WEAR THEM, EW.
Friend: Okay I'm sorry!
Me: Jeez!
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Me: How the fuck would you even want me to fit a pad on male boxer-shorts?!
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As romantic as it would be
justalittlesplash:
I could never share a bowl of Spaghetti with someone.
I’m a big boy.
Get yer own.
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You know you're Kurdish when...
xeyal:
You’re sitting in the cafeteria, eating lunch: mama’s home made Dolma. And your classmates are like “oh wow, that looks noble, what are you eating?” you: “filled vine leaves.” they: “wow, how classy!!”
and you’re like *lmfao*
Or they go: “EW, you can actually eat that?!” and you’re just sitting there and you wanna slap their faces with a slipper.
Anonymous asked: 8, 26, 33, 44. 48, 72, 87, 89, 104, 118, 135, 142, 151.
Is this what "destiny" feels like?
idarashi:
FINALLY found someone from my home country who loves Arashi just as much as me, and it turns out I have dreamed about her once.
WE WERE DESTINED TO MEET.
If you mean me, I just know I’ll shit myself.
You know you're one sad piece of walking meat...
idarashi:
xxkitsune:
When you’re at home because of stomach-cramps for the past two days now. You’ve got your hobo-disguise on and you do nothing but track cake on tumblr…
Crai about your busted ovaries for the rest of the week… You cry some more for the delicious-looking food on Arashi no Shukudai-kun… Excuse me while I find a gif that suits my mood.
Fik min menstuation igår……. SHOOT...